User:Alexis Jazz/Great images with captions

Amazing uploads (not mine) with captions

Artis

• carnivora (well I didn't expect them to eat cauliflower anyway..)
  carnivora (well I didn't expect them to eat cauliflower anyway..)
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  a simple fence is all that's standing between them and dinner
• primate looking sad
  primate looking sad
• they were hoping Commons would show a better photo of them
  they were hoping Commons would show a better photo of them
• bird, if I am to believe the category
  bird, if I am to believe the category
• I can't help but think this is a primate the size of a mouse
  I can't help but think this is a primate the size of a mouse
• primate brain in Inception
  primate brain in Inception
• primate caught an alien but lost its head
  primate caught an alien but lost its head
• the alien takes control of the host
  the alien takes control of the host
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  censored private parts I guess
• who builds these laptops and why isn't this categorized as derivate work
  who builds these laptops and why isn't this categorized as derivate work
• another carnivora. educational scope: example of motion blur
  another carnivora. educational scope: example of motion blur
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  Flickr comments: Nice photo!!! What is it??? At first glance it seems like Mars...
• do you think she's offended for being categorized as "fish"? oh well, she's lucky she wasn't posing in front of the beavers
  do you think she's offended for being categorized as "fish"? oh well, she's lucky she wasn't posing in front of the beavers
• people are were dicks
  people are were dicks
• people are shit
  people are shit
• what kind of funky window is this?
  what kind of funky window is this?
• dark rabbit is dark
  dark rabbit is dark
• the sign is pointing at the "DW No source" link so that's convenient
  the sign is pointing at the "DW No source" link so that's convenient
• when the universe implodes, this it what it'll look like. don't bother shielding your face
  when the universe implodes, this it what it'll look like. don't bother shielding your face

Australia

• this is a requiem shark, or a tree branch.. no definitely a shark
  this is a requiem shark, or a tree branch.. no definitely a shark
• this is a cowtail stingray.. or yo momma, I'm not sure
  this is a cowtail stingray.. or yo momma, I'm not sure
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  buried mermaid
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  suspicious floating rocks
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  this isn't a blurry kangaroo! it's a blurry wallaroo
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  mediocre ink blot test
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  Nessie and a bottle
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  blurry birds

Denmark (and some British birds)

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  what ALSO floats in water?
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  A DUCK
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  EXACTLY
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  Dogs, or wolves, or hyenas, or small deer, or dark lambs
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  they are fleeing from Donald (that's the photographer, who were you thinking of?)
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  birds in the snow, or on a cloud
• foliage
  foliage
• more foliage
  more foliage
• perfect illustration of..something
  perfect illustration of..something
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  the one on the left is really creeping me out

China

CHINA CHINA CHINA

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  mystery meat
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  leaked screenshot from unreleased Hitchcock movie
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  25% foliage, 5% bird, 70% firewood
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  this is the front of the bird.. or the back, depends on who you're asking
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  aw crap this isn't helping

Various

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  KKK member walking to the right